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Name: Kristy
Gender: Female
Interests: Horses, literature, GEORGIA TECH, going to said school and hating math and science, movies of all sorts (except horror), being gramatically correct, doing things I'm good at (like working), pretending I'm not a hick (when in actuality, I'm not, I just drive a truck), songs with dirty inuendos, generally making people feel bad about themselves, :o) avoiding homework at ANY and ALL costs.
Expertise: As someone once wrote in my yearbook: "Stay cynical." Ha, totally worked.
Antagonizing those who have the misfortune to say something asinine or stupid around me.
Pretending I know everything about everything.
Occupation: Student
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
2/8/2004
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| In yet another effort to immortlize my friends, this is from my AIM profile:
Justin: hey babe
Me: that makes me feel like a talking pig
Me: :-\
Zack: <--- victim!!!
T: im a regular suction cup
Meagan: please don't bruise my fragile sense of accomplishment.
Justin: ...:-\ I made myself sad...
Michael: tech is (the) shit
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| Michael: oh noo
Michael: I can't eat anymore..
Me: why not?
Michael: I'm full | | |
| I haven't updated in a long time. I do, however, have some funny quotes that I am keeping all for my self.
So, right now I'm watching House M.D. and looking at this Milky Way
Midnight that really wants to be eaten. But I went and worked out
today, so I'm thinking I maybe shouldn't. I had some cashews a
few minutes ago, so it's not looking so good for the Milky Way tonight.
I took the turbo out last night with Jeff. I was a little
disappointed, it wasn't nearly as fast as I had hoped, the brakes are
goofy, and the rear end is all wonky. Oh, and there's this thing
with this super ghetto clutch. Dad informed me tonight that this
clutch itself is about $1300. I mean, honestly, this thing in
insufferable! It catches like nobody's business and it's just
obscene...Whatever. Dad says he'll probably change it if we
decide to keep it for a while. Thank God, since I plan on driving
it a bit. Anyhow, I'm taking Michael for a ride in it tonight, so
maybe it'll be better this time around. Maybe I'll even take it
to work tomorrow. The interior is like....ghetto, but that's ok
too. Someday I'll get over the fact that it's white, and has a
blue interior. The whiteness is growing on me, the whole white
car thing is beginning to settle in on me, like I'm ok with it
now. I'm a recovering white car phobic.
Anyhow, I think that's about it for tonight. I have a drive to take and maybe some swimming to attend.
PS- for all who want to, please comment away.
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| In the interest of saving the hilarity that was my business law class I
am transferring all the quotes I have from Facebook onto this
thing. I know a couple aren't from business law, but they'll have
to do. This is also in preparaton for a year of hilarity as only
my friends can produce. I have faith that I will be able to fill
Facebook with more comedically entertaining quotes from those I love
most.
"Just because her dad didn't come to her ballet recitals doesn't mean
she'll grow up to suck goat balls on tv!" -Some girl in my Business Law
class
"Say it's a nice spring day, a little warm out, and I'm thirsty; can
the government stop me from getting a nice, cool beverage just because
it's a Sunday?" -My Business Law Prof
"So you're saying I can't sexually harass my OWN employees?!" -Business Law prof
"You'll get a bad boner." -My Accounting Prof trying to tell us we will get a bad "Bonus"
There was a kid wearing a gas mask in HPS 1040 today. I don't know how to quote that...
"A drunk naked man running away from you at 2 in the morning does not
give you the right to shoot him." -Business Law prof (I love that class)
Word of the century: "molestache"
Me: "Did you see Manuel's moustache?"
Beth: "Yeah, it's a molestache!"
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| Paul: ...that was very well said
Paul: just the right amounts of naughtiness and subtlety | | |
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